Jeremy, age 5
Bland County, VA (1986)

I don't remember the picture being taken, but I'm standing in the living room of my grandparents' house. Two of my favorite things to do when visiting them were playing with my grandma's perfume bottles and my aunts' Barbie collection, that she'd saved from childhood.

All that, and still some people were surprised when they "found out"!


My first famous crush was Andrew Stevens in "The Seduction".

An old late night cable staple, the movie was nominated for three Razzies and deserved to win every one. But Andrew Stevens (as Derek, the sexy psycho) played a significant role in my sexual coming of age.

He'll always have a special place in my crotch....er, heart.